The day I walked on water
This has got to stop. I have heard of magnetic attraction, I know I’m good looking and all that other flattering stuff, but this is ridiculous. How do I demagnetise myself from lizards?
It all started a few years ago (Oh! Alright, some years) when I was about six. I had put on my Speedo, which was fashion then, and yes, it was before pants and the return of the last Speedo fashion a couple of years ago. (more…)